don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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