Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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