Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Randomize
