Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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