Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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