We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
