That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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