Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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