She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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