Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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