Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
3pm strippers are depressing
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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