I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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