Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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