it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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