trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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