Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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