She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I wish I only lived at night.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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