seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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