Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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