Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
