i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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