NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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