Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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