All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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