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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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