Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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