the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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