The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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