we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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