I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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