uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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