tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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