You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
Randomize
