it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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