i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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