I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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