Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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