I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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