no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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