zippers are such a cool invention
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Found the puke drawer
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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