I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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