i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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