would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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