Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
It's not a walk of shame if you run
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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