worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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