and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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