You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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