What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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