i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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