I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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