You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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