Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Screwed.edu
we made out on top of his cat.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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