Me too!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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