Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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