So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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